Caroline OâDonoghue, author ofScenes of a Graphic NatureâAn absolute *blinder* ⊠so so funny and sexy. So excited now to read everything by Crystal Jeansâ
Kate Davies, winner of the Polari PrizeâA glorious celebration of queer friendship and all kinds of love. Funny, outrageous, heartbreaking and so much funâ
Irish IndependentâHilarious, fresh and sexy, with a tale that takes the reader from Egypt to Hollywoodâ
Matt CainâFunny, filthy and phenomenally goodâ
S.J. WatsonâFilthy and hilarious, this is a gloriously naughty romp of a read that also has something serious to say about queer love. I didnât want it to endâ
DIVAâPerfect for fans of and ⊠a delicious and diligent piece of fiction that will provide you with enough great comebacks to last a lifetime⊠This is a delightful book I wish to fling at my friends with affectionate abandon'Tipping the VelvetGentleman Jack
Jess KiddâBy turns raucous and poignant, hilarious and shattering this is a wonder of a storyâ
Rowan Pelling,DAILY MAILâThis delicious romp is the sort of thing Nancy Mitford might have written if sheâd been gay⊠wonderfully blithe, witty and movingâ
1921: a boy, a girl, a moonlit midnight kiss.
A terrible, repulsive kiss.
Bettina and Bart have grown up as best friends, so surely they will end up together? After all, Bettina is young, rich, headstrongâŠ. and gay. Bart is young, rich, charismatic⊠and also, definitely, gay. Any doubts are dispelled by, in short order: that ghastly kiss; a torrid encounter for Bettina in the school boiler-rooms; and an eye-opening Parisian visit for Bart.
Society will never stand for it. What else can they do but enter into a âlavender marriageâ and carry on indulging their true natures in secret? As the â20s and â30s whizz past in a haze of cigarettes, champagne and casual sex, Bart and Bettina have no idea that they are hurtling, via Hollywood and Egypt, Paris and London, towards tragedy and bloodshedâŠ